Beaver County Fast Food Restaurants Are Out Of Their Minds

Last night, I was scrolling through Twitter right before I went to sleep, as usual, and I came across something very disturbing. With how the world is today, its hard not to come across something disturbing on your Social Media timeline, but this, this was by far the most atrocious display of media content I've seen in recent weeks...

Hank's Frozen Custard, Jerry's Curb Service, and Brighton Hot Dog Shoppe all went at each others necks last night. This is hilariously horrible, just like most of the dining options at these establishments. To see these hometown, family owned, loved by all establishments completely turn on each other just rips the soul out of me, but that doesn't mean I wasn't crying laughing at this entire display of comical betrayal. The only thing that came to mind when I read through this was this classic scene from The Office:

After doing some research I found that the Brighton Hot Dog Shoppe account has been suspended, The Hank's account isn't an official account, and the Jerry's Curb Service account is 100% real and is savage as fuck. With Coronavirus still at large and the rest of the fucked up shit going on in the world, I really thought we could turn to our local businesses for some solace and a home cooked meal. Instead, we're left with savagery and malice.